Take My Fucking Hand And Never Be Afraid Again

You make me feel like a long distance phone call.

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lafaggot:

is it just me or does every white author ever describing a person of color use food metaphors:

“creamy chocolate skin”

“smooth caramel complexion”

“her legs were the color of cinnamon”

like wtf you’re trying so hard to not be racist that you sound like a fucking cannibal

(via this-is-not-wonderland)

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mom:
you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma
me:
THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT
mom:
you realize this makes you a nerd
me:
mom:
me:
i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama
me:
i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama
me:
without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers
mom:
me:
mom:
this isn't normal